I would like to thank the academy
Today, it seems:
It is hard out there for a pimp.
Can you believe that Shit?
The Oscar Movie of the year is one where Ludicris catches a solid ass whupping, (Crash)
And the Oscar best soundtrack goes to a movie where Ludacris also catches an ass whupping. (Hustle & Flow)
And both times by the charming rapscallion Terrence Howard whom I will always remember as Q from The Best Man.
Who would have thunk it:
2005 was the year to gain prestige by whooping the ass of one Mr. Chris Bridges on tape.
If only my boy Devin and I had known that, we could have been Hollywood bound.
Devin brings the camera, I got the fists, Luda brings his kidneys, it is a party made in Oscar Heaven.
To think what has been my silent ambition since the dawn of this new millenium only took 5 years to catch on as trendy.
Perhaps, my moment has not passed, and I too will have my chance to shine in the spotlight.
thehallspace said,
March 13, 2006 at 9:28 am
Amen, my brother.
I have been saying this all year, since I saw Crash on DVD.
It’s like Luda figured he was going to hitch his entire acting career onto Terrance Howard’s stardom and say: “I trust that taking a beat down from this man will make me a legitimmate actor.”
thrashmaster said,
March 13, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Thank you for reading,
I was sure that this blogging thing was a piece of shit because, for all that whinning people do on them, who the hell actually reads them.
As For Luda, yeah, it does seem like he focused his career in 2005 on being on the business end of Terrance Howards fists.
Maybe there would have been better ratings for the 50 cent movie if Luda had shown up there and taken an ass whooping,
imagine what it would have done for the best man,
Hell, I could go back to Sparks,
Sparks would still be on the air right now if Luda had periodically shown up to take an asswhooping